We like poetry (Steve has written several epic poems) and have many books of poetry that we dip into almost daily. Recently I got some books of poems by Judith Viorst through PaperBackSwap and have gotten a laugh out of many of them.
In honor of the last day of National Poetry Month, I'll share one of Ms. Viorst's poems from her book Forever Fifty :
Wild Thing
I went for a walk in the sun without wearing my sunscreen.
I went out of town without making a reservation.
I placed my mouth directly upon a public drinking fountain, and took a sip.
I didn't bother flossing my teeth before bedtime.
I pumped my own gasoline at a self-service station.
I ate the deviled egg instead of the cauliflower with low-fat yogurt dip.
I bought, without reading Consumer Reports, a new dryer.
I left my checking account unreconciled.
I know that the consequences could be dire,
But sometimes a woman simply has to run wild.

I bought another skein of sock yarn...when I really did not need it. Sometimes a woman's gotta live wild! =)
ReplyDeleteFunny! That's living on the edge :)
ReplyDeleteSmile...I think I'll pick that one up for some more giggles.
ReplyDeleteYup, it's in the LP (Large Print) section at the library :)
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