Sewer tap poem (Thanks, Beth!)

Beth came to my rescue again! How in the world she churns these poems out so effortlessly, I'll never know. (And why was I not aware of this talent back when we were neighbors?)

Ode to a Sewer Tap

Oh, sewer tap, lovely sewer tap,
You make waste disposal a snap!
Without you, we'd be knee-deep in cr*p!
We love you, lovely sewer tap!

~By Beth H.